In which something happened and people said stuff

The great thing about having friends on Tumblr is that you know exactly when they’re awake and NOT TEXTING YOU BACK WHERE ARE YOU CLAIRE I KNOW YOU’RE BLOGGING.

ohhellosugar:

How does chair? (★)

THIS DAMN SHOW

Deandra: I lost, like, 27 pounds!!
Trisha: Oh my god! What is your secret?!
Deandra: .... I had my arms ripped off..
Trisha: Oh... right...

(via carolineferguson)

beastlyart:

manfurarm:

nevver:

Ladybird Mimic Spider

#fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.

(via safe-behind-bars)

(Source: hoechlin-obrien, via mostly10)

brainfried:

if you stab a white person, mayonnaise will come out

Good thing I’m not a cannibal.

(via tommcready)

(via horcruxhoarder)

sonicimperfection:

killthewales:

modmad:

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sonic-stardust:

davidbowiespermanentlydilatedeye:

playerprophet:

forsakenasylum:

sheepiness:

schrodingerscatisdead:

Tumblr’s love affair with comic sans and stars.

just adding a few to the collection

reblogging for reference.

adding some more

adds some

look at the stars

look how they shine for you

This is the most incredible post on tumblr…

(Source: spacezombies, via evereven)

fuckyesdamejulieandrews:

‘Turkeys are bisexual!’